🎂 WHERE'S MY FUCKING CAKE? 👑 YOU DIDN'T GET ME A PRESENT, ASSHOLE 🎂 IT'S MY PARTY AND I'LL CRY IF I WANT TO 👑 BITCH, I'M THE BIRTHDAY GIRL 🎂
👑 I'M ONE. DEAL WITH IT. 🎂 ONE YEAR OF BEING A PROBLEM 👑 BORN TO BE A HANDFUL 🎂 I'M THE BABY. I MAKE THE RULES. 👑 ONE YEAR OLD AND ALREADY EXHAUSTING 🎂 I DON'T SHARE MY TOYS 👑 WHERE'S MY FUCKING JUICE BOX? 🎂 TOO YOUNG TO GIVE A SHIT 👑 THEY SAY IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY. WELL, IT'S MY BIRTHDAY TOO 👑 I WANT THE BIG PIECE 🎂 CAKE 🎂 CAKE CAKE 🎂 CAKE 🎂 CAKE 🎂 HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME, OBVIOUSLY 👑 ONE YEAR CLOSER TO BEING A MENAC 👑 .I'M ONE AND I'M FUCKING FABULOUS. 🎂 I WILL BE TAKING QUESTIONS AFTER CAKE 👑 THIS IS MY SPECIAL DAY, YOU PEASANTS 🎂 PUT A CANDLE IN IT AND SHUT UP. 👑 DIDN'T ASK TO BE BORN, BUT HERE WE ARE 👑 YOU CALL THAT A PRESENT? 🎂 ONE YEAR. NO REGRETS. SEVERAL INCIDENTS. 👑 I'VE BEEN A NIGHTMARE SINCE BIRTH 🎂 ONE WHOLE YEAR OF THIS BULLSHIT 👑 NO NAP. ONLY CAKE. 🎂 I'M NOT TIRED, YOU'RE TIRED 👑 BORN TO BE INAPPROPRIATE. ONE YEAR OLD. STILL NO MANNERS. THE BABY IS RUNNING THE BUSINESS. NO GIFTS? BUY SOMETHING. SOMEONE CALL THE PARTY CLOWN. SMASH CAKE. SLASH PRICES.

1 year old.
1 dollar drip.

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