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Perhaps ask yourself, why am I feeling the way I feel? If your answer is...

A: I placed an order/tried to check out/am genuinely interested in a product/ would like to inquire about wholesale/ generally like this brand/ have a legitimate ecommerce question.....
Then you should absolutely contact our team!

2: I am morally outraged and offended that people would use their agency to choose to wear clothing with phrases and references on them that don't align with my very specific and limited viewpoints!.....
Then you should probably fuck off. We're not FOR you, and we don't care about your concern.

🛑 THIS FORM IS NOT FOR SOLICITORS, MOTHERFUCKERS. 🛑

This is a customer contact page, not an open casting call for every SEO parasite, marketing agency, web-design ambulance chaser, manufacturer, lender, consultant, or other business-to-business solicitor who found an email address and mistook it for consent.

Do not use this page. Do not use this form. We do not want your proposal, your complimentary audit, your revolutionary growth strategy, your manufacturing capabilities, or fifteen minutes on your calendar.

Submitting it anyway will not demonstrate persistence or initiative. It will demonstrate that you cannot read. We will not respect you, we will not respond, and we will block you. That will be the end of it.