Build Your Own Jockstrap V2.Oh yes Daddy! — 116,100 Ways to Make It Yours

October 14, 2026

Build Your Own Jockstrap V2.Oh yes Daddy! — 116,100 Ways to Make It Yours

Your underwear. Your imagination. Our sewing machine.

Some people are perfectly happy buying their underwear off the rack.

And then there's you.

You want a specific fit. A particular fabric. A waistband that says exactly what you want it to say. Maybe a zipper. Maybe a little lace-up action. Maybe you want your own picture printed right on the pouch.

We understand.

That's why we created Build Your Own Jockstrap, our interactive custom jockstrap designer that puts you in charge of practically every detail.

And now, we've taken the entire experience considerably further.

Introducing Build Your Own Jockstrap V2.Oh yes Daddy!

More customization. More colors. More ways to personalize your underwear. New pouch styles, new design options, and more than a few features that probably wouldn't make it into a traditional underwear catalog.

And with 116,100 possible combinations, there's a pretty good chance you can make something nobody else has ever worn.

That's before we even count your own uploaded images, custom colors, and personalized fabrics.

Oh, and one more thing?

Custom jockstraps still start at just $30.

Because getting exactly what you want shouldn't mean settling for whatever somebody else decided to manufacture.

Your Picture. On Your Package. Yes, Really.

Let's start with one of the biggest additions to V2.Oh yes Daddy!

You can now upload your own image to personalize the front pouch of your custom jockstrap.

Your photo. Your artwork. Your idea.

It's called Your Image Here, and it's exactly what it sounds like.

Want your favorite picture printed on your underwear? Something ridiculous? Something provocative? Something that would make an exceptionally interesting conversation starter?

Well, now you can.

Instead of choosing exclusively from our existing fabrics and designs, you can bring your own imagery into the Remixer and make it part of your creation.

It's an entirely new level of personalized underwear.

And if you'd rather leave the creative decisions to us, don't worry. We've got plenty of our own designs waiting for you.

But giving customers the ability to put their own artwork on the pouch?

That's a whole different kind of personal.

Three Waistband Widths. Three Very Different Personalities.

The waistband isn't just there to keep your jockstrap up.

It's one of the most recognizable elements of the entire garment, and V2.Oh yes Daddy! gives you more ways to make it your own.

Choose from three waistband widths, each with its own look and attitude.

The 1-inch waistband keeps things contemporary, streamlined, and minimal. It's a modern take on the traditional jockstrap silhouette.

The 2-inch waistband adds a little more substance, including our distinctive Hustle City Clothing branded options. It's a happy medium between barely there and unapologetically noticeable.

The 3-inch waistband goes full old-school. Substantial, unmistakable, and ready to make a statement.

And choosing the width is only the beginning.

Our expanded waistband selections include new house-designed options, updated lettering styles, and opportunities to personalize your waistband with custom text.

Want a particular word wrapped around your waist? A message? Something sweet? Something filthy?

We wouldn't dream of limiting your imagination.

The waistband is part of the design, and we're giving it the attention it deserves.

Let's Talk About Your Package

Here's something that shouldn't be revolutionary but somehow still is:

Your waist size and pouch size aren't necessarily related.

Two people can have identical waist measurements and need completely different pouch proportions.

So why should they be forced into the same underwear?

With Build Your Own Jockstrap, you choose your waist size and pouch size independently.

That means you can build a jockstrap around your actual proportions rather than hoping a generic size chart gets close enough.

Once you've got your fit figured out, it's time to decide what happens up front.

And V2.Oh yes Daddy! has quite a few ideas.

The Classic Pouch

Sometimes you want a traditional jockstrap, made exactly the way you like it.

Choose your fabric, customize your fit, and keep the construction straightforward.

No additional hardware. No unnecessary complications.

Just a custom jockstrap made for your body.

The Zipper Pouch

Some people like their underwear with a little more access.

We respect that.

Our zippered pouch option incorporates a functional zipper into your custom design.

It's a distinctive feature that changes both the appearance and the functionality of the finished garment.

Subtle? Not especially.

But that's hardly why you're here.

The Snap-Off Pouch

Sometimes you want your underwear to make an entrance.

Other times, you want it to make an exit.

Our snap-off pouch gives you an alternative to traditional jockstrap construction, with removable hardware that adds another level of functionality.

Because apparently simply taking your underwear off wasn't interesting enough.

The Lace-Up Pouch

One of the exciting additions to the expanded Remixer is our Lace-Up Pouch.

It's a completely different visual treatment, introducing lace-up detailing to the front of your custom jockstrap.

It's bold, distinctive, and an excellent choice for anyone who wants their underwear to look a little less like underwear.

Your Image Here

And, of course, there's our new personalized image option.

Upload your own artwork and put your creativity front and center.

Literally.

Five pouch styles. One very important decision.

Fortunately, you can spend as much time as you like playing with the options.

Meet the BYOJ EXXXtras

Because apparently having more than 100,000 possible combinations wasn't quite enough for us.

V2.Oh yes Daddy! introduces additional customization through our BYOJ EXXXtras.

These optional upgrades let you take an already personalized jockstrap and push the design even further.

Floating Straps

Traditional jockstraps have a familiar construction.

But familiar isn't always what you're looking for.

Our Floating Straps option introduces a different approach to the garment's strap construction, creating a distinctive variation on the classic silhouette.

It's the kind of detail that can make two otherwise similar jockstraps look completely different.

The Secret Stash Pocket

Yes, we put a pocket in a jockstrap.

No, we're not kidding.

Our optional Secret Stash Pocket adds concealed storage to eligible 3-inch waistband configurations.

What are you supposed to put in it?

That's entirely your business.

We're just the people who sew it.

And with multiple available upgrades, the possibilities extend well beyond simply choosing a different color of elastic.

New Colors, New Fabrics, and a Certain Four-Letter Word

Of course, the actual fabric is a pretty important part of designing your own underwear.

The Remixer features our available stock fabrics, specialty designs, and personalization options, with refreshed color choices introduced for V2.Oh yes Daddy!

Want something bright and bold?

Something a little more understated?

Something completely custom?

That's why we built the Remixer.

And yes, SLUTPRINT is very much invited to the party.

Our signature SLUTPRINT takes a certain four-letter word and transforms it into an intricate repeating microtext pattern.

From a distance, it reads almost like a textured fabric print.

Up close?

Well, the message becomes considerably clearer.

It's one of our favorite examples of what Thoughtfully Inappropriate Apparel is supposed to mean.

A deliberately designed textile treatment with an exceptionally indecent vocabulary.

And it's available as part of the custom jockstrap experience.

Between our specialty prints, stock fabrics, custom options, and expanded color selections, you can take the same basic jockstrap construction in dozens of wildly different directions.

Design It Yourself With Our Interactive Jockstrap Remixer

Here's where things get particularly interesting.

Build Your Own Jockstrap isn't just a custom-order form.

Our interactive Remixer lets you make your selections while watching your jockstrap design come together visually.

Choose your fit. Select your fabric. Experiment with waistband designs. Explore the different pouch styles. Add your EXXXtras.

Change your mind.

Change it again.

Try something completely ridiculous just to see what it looks like.

We won't judge.

The point is to let you experiment with combinations before committing to your finished design.

And because we make our custom jockstraps to order, your choices determine what we actually produce.

There's no warehouse full of identical finished jockstraps waiting for someone to pick one.

You design it. We make it.

That's the entire philosophy behind Build Your Own Jockstrap.

116,100 Possible Combinations. And We're Not Even Counting Everything.

Let's talk numbers.

Our original Build Your Own Jockstrap already offered an enormous range of possible configurations.

But with V2.Oh yes Daddy!, we've expanded the available options so significantly that the Remixer now offers 116,100 possible combinations.

One hundred sixteen thousand, one hundred.

Different combinations of fit, fabric, waistband, pouch construction, and available customization options.

And that number doesn't even account for the possibilities introduced by uploading your own images or creating designs with truly personalized elements.

Think about that for a moment.

Two customers could start with the exact same basic jockstrap and end up with finished products that look almost nothing alike.

That's what makes this different from choosing between five colors on a traditional underwear website.

You're not simply selecting a product.

You're designing one.

And there's another number we're particularly proud of.

Custom Jockstraps Still Start at $30.

Seriously.

You can enter the Remixer, choose a basic configuration, and create your own made-to-order jockstrap starting at just $30.

Of course, if you want specialty fabrics, personalized designs, upgraded pouch construction, or additional features, those options can affect your final price.

The Remixer lets you explore those choices as you build.

Keep it simple or load it up with every available upgrade.

We're prepared for either.

After all, some people want a classic jockstrap in their favorite color.

Other people apparently want a lace-up pouch, personalized waistband, specialty fabric, and enough additional features to make their underwear a small engineering project.

We love both kinds of customers.

Made to Order. Made for You. Made by Hustle City Clothing.

At Hustle City Clothing, we're not particularly interested in manufacturing thousands of identical garments and hoping somebody eventually buys them.

Our underwear is made to order.

That means your custom jockstrap isn't pulled from a shelf after you place your order.

It's made according to the selections you've chosen.

Your waist measurement.

Your pouch size.

Your fabric.

Your waistband.

Your hardware.

Your design.

Every decision contributes to the finished product.

It's a more intentional way of making underwear, and it reflects our commitment to producing garments that people actually want rather than generating unnecessary inventory.

It's also a pretty good excuse for us to keep experimenting with unusual materials, ridiculous design ideas, and increasingly elaborate ways to construct a jockstrap.

But that's our problem.

Your job is to have fun designing yours.

Ready to Build Your Own Jockstrap?

Whether you already have the perfect design in mind or you're about to spend an unreasonable amount of time experimenting with combinations, there's a Remixer waiting for you.

Build Your Own Jockstrap V2.Oh yes Daddy!

116,100 possible combinations.

Starting at just $30.

Your fit. Your fabric. Your waistband. Your pouch. Your rules.

One very important question remains.

What's yours going to look like?