Xenobloom Graphic T-Shirt

Nobody asked for this plant. Nobody planted it. It just showed up one day in a very cute pot and started making demands.

Xenobloom is a carnivorous houseplant with an alien jaw, a curling tongue, little grabby claws, and absolutely zero interest in your feelings about it. It lives in a decorated ceramic pot. It is thriving. It does not need water. It does not need sunlight. It needs something else and it's not going to tell you what.

This is the shirt you wear when you contain multitudes and at least one of those multitudes has teeth. It's weird. It's a little unsettling. It's sitting in a pot on your chest looking directly at whoever is looking at you. Good luck explaining it. We can't help you.

It's a plant. It's fine. Everything is fine.