Zombie Jesus Graphic T-Shirt

HE HAS RISEN!!!

Hallelujah and HOLD YOUR CHILDREN CLOSE, brothers and sisters, because the Lord has come back and He did NOT come back right. The grave could not hold Him. The stone could not stop Him. And whatever it was that crawled up out of that garden on the third day — it is HUNGRY, it is REACHING, and it is coming for your SOUL and possibly your BRAINS.

Cast out your demons! Rebuke the unclean spirit! ...Actually maybe just run.

Because somewhere between the resurrection and the rapture, something went terribly, biblically wrong — and the children walking home from the ice cream social on Elm Street are about to find out exactly what.

Black vinyl on white. Limited as the Lord's patience with your sins.

Wear it to church. We dare you.